The Routeburn and the Kepler are two of the most popular tracks in NZ. It is impossible to get a reservation for a campsite or a hut, so instead we decided to just bash them out in one day each instead of three. And to avoid having to get a bus 300km from Glenorchy we decided to walk 40k over the mountains on the caples track instead…., cheaper and it seemed a more elegant way to join up the route

Day 1 – easy stroll and a bivvy on the caples
We left the greenstone carpark about 3.30 after taking the shuttle from the Rees valley. Papa scout was amazed that a shuttle even went to the carpark given how remote it was, and I was in love with Joanna our shuttle driver who stopped to let us get coffee and cake, charged my phone for me, and offered to take our rubbish to town for us (there were no bins in the carpark).

Day 2 – 19k out to the divide
I was awake at 6.15 but there wasn’t much light so I made breakfast in bed and had a litre of coffee, and shouted out papa scouts wake up call at 6.45. We broke camp at 7.15 and meandered up the saddle. We had plenty of time to kill as our shuttle wasn’t until 13.30. We stopped at the lovely Howden lake for an hour for a substantial second breakfast (I am a hobbit), and then wandered up to key summit. After annoying the gizzillions of tourists who were up the hill by running back down from the summit, we made it to the divide carpark with two hours to spare. We contemplated hitching but I didn’t have a great deal of confidence in the driving ability of the tourists here, so we killed time by eating some more and doing yoga. While we had planned to head straight out on the Kepler, the weather forecast was very dodgy so we decided to have a posh dinner out a redcliff instead…. venison and spätzle…. and then sleep on an actual bed (albeit in the backpackers dorm) after having a shower…. what luxury

Day 3 – up the Kepler – 42km, 1500m of up, 7 hours
The forecast was for gale force winds and it was a grey and gloomy day. We decided to head out on the track and go as far as we could while the weather held. Being purists, we walked to the start of the track from town and then the flat section to Brod Bay, about 10k. Apparently no one does that, as shortly after Brod Bay we started overtaking hikers who had taken the boat over to the bay to skip some of the trail.
Day 4 – back to the routeburn – 5k hike plus 15k bonus running miles
Unfortunately we are having to stretch our three days of walking to five, given the camping restrictions and the vagaries of track transport, so we didn’t head off to the start of the Routeburn until 13.30 from te anau. We did rouse ourselves by eight though to go for a run along the lake shore, and then went to town for coffee and yet more food. French toasted banana bread, bacon, strawberry muffin, ginger kisses and coffee. Honestly am getting tired of eating but I am also starving most of the time! It will be nice to eat normally again!
A group of four turned up at 19.45 and were about to pitch about 3metres away from my tent when I asked them what they were doing!!! I never understand why people think it is ok to go out into the bush and then pitch their tent on top of you. They were friendly enough kids and when I warned them I was getting up at five the were happy to shift further along.
Day 5 – out to the Routeburn road end – 32km, 1300m ascent
I awoke to a very wet tent in the damp greenstone saddle and was too cold and lazy to change out of my pajamas, so I made some coffee and got ready to go, only to find papa scout also preparing to leave in his pajamas! We warmed up about half an hour in and got changed on the trail! The morning was mostly quiet, no one was moving in Howden hut when we passed just after 7.
We arrived at the road end at 3 having made cracking time in spite of the leisurely pace, long lunch, and the side trip up the hill. 8 hours from start to finish including all the stops – not bad given we were carrying all our gear!
Notes
– the Kepler – on a good day it is an easy day walk to Mt Luxmore or further onto one of the shelters before the descent to Iris Burn. For my money the section from Luxmore Hut to the hanging rock shelter is the best section on the Kepler, so if you don’t have time for the full hike or can’t get a reservation for a hut, you can see all of the great views in a long day walk (shorter if you take the boat)
– the Caples – is easily walked end to end in 6-7 hours, and would make a nice overnight loop with the Routeburn if you camped one night at greenstone saddle. This is also a great hike for new trampers as the trail is easy and well graded with no exposed sections
– the Routeburn – my favourite day hike!!!! But definitely too crowded to do as a traditional tramp. Huts are impossible to book and full of people who don’t understand tramping culture. If you do want to take a bit longer you can camp legally and for free at greenstone saddle and on the north branch of the routeburn behind routeburn flats hut
– transport. From glenorchy to the caples or routeburn, I highly recommend the lovely folks at glenorchy journeys. On the divide side you can use tracknet or buckleys to get to and from te anau
The hobbit comment made me laugh.
Have another meal, Mel, and enjoy your time there.